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Creed Thoughts #5

May. 12th, 2010 | 09:13 am
mood: contemplativecontemplative

Well I went shopping yesterday.  Not much out there.  I didn't want to waste all my hard earned cash on junk so I took it instead.    I took this really neat shirt that I think would be perfect for Andy for his birthday.

On second thought, it fits me perfect, I'll probably keep it.

On a serious note, I can't find my pants and I'm clearly late for work.

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Creed Thoughts #4

May. 3rd, 2010 | 02:11 pm
mood: calmcalm

I've decided to get a horse and give up my car.

If the horse breaks down I can shoot it and get another one.  It's cheaper in the long run.

Oh also I'm thinking of dying my hair black again.  I got looks from many good looking people.

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Creed Thoughts #3

Apr. 15th, 2010 | 08:01 am
mood: creative

I don't know why everyone is excited about leaving early today.  I leave early everyday.

I usually tell the boss I'm sick, I have a doctors appointment or some other appointment.  He always lets me leave.  Sometimes I just leave on my own.  No one seems to notice.  I've been to the "foot doctor" for my severed toe 15 times this month.

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Creed Thoughts #2

Apr. 14th, 2010 | 04:00 pm
mood: busy

I was walking outside today, it's beautiful you see ... anyway, I was minding my own business and these thugs came out of nowhere at me.  I was about to distract them and run until I realized that these were not thugs.  In fact, they were the kids I just sold fake ID's too.  Turns out, the cops took them from them.  Slimy bastards. 

Oh well, gives me extra cash.  I over charged too.  These things aren't easy to make.

When one of the kids bent over to tie his shoe I stole his I ... I-poop?  I ... pull?  Anyways, I -something or other.  I can't be bothered to remember.  Some music doohickey anyway.  I'm sure it will sell well on the black market.

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Creed Thoughts #1

Apr. 13th, 2010 | 03:35 pm
mood: hungryhungry

Sometimes I’ll do shots of mouthwash. It gets me a little tipsy and gives me great breath.

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